So I will post some of the "Best Nights of All Time" quotes:
- i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
- and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
- I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
- I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
- I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
- Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
- At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
- This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
- rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Via: Textsfromlastnight
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ReplyDeleteThose are some pretty good ones.
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