4/19/11

Penis Pickup Lines

These guys are hilarious! Lame one-liner pickup lines will never bee the same after this. Love how they still get the numbers after saying stuff like, "schlong walk" or "wanna see my cock?".
Asian Penis Pickup Lines

via: YouTube

The guys at Simple Pickup also made two other very funny videos:

Clown Pickup Lines
via: YouTube

Internet Trolls Pickup Lines
via: YouTube
Can't wait for more!

14 comments:

  1. How the heck does he do that!? He actually got numbers!?

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  2. If this is real I need to try it out. And get kicked in the shins.

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  3. "I jizzed my pants", while hugging a chick. LMFAO How the fuck did he come up with this stuff, to use memes while asking numbers.

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  4. asains can get away with that.

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  5. Hahaha, epic. I wish I was smooth like him.

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