Texts From Last Night

This is a regularly updated blog with a collection of text messages sent in by their users. The texts tend to be funny to outright bad and thus are categorized under: "Bad Night" or "Good Night"

So I will post some of the "Best Nights of All Time" quotes:

• i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

• i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
• and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
• I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
• I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
• I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
• Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
• At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
• This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
• rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them

Via: Textsfromlastnight